eoporto:

• You pretend you’re gluten-intolerant
• This is why you’re broke
• Your heart is going to explode in 5-7 years
• Stop pretending you can’t remember it’s called a Tall, I see you everyday fuckface.
• Do you realize that drink is comprised mostly of chemicals and fat would be healthier?
• I would fuck you
• Go fuck yourself
• Totally going to pay for this in coins
• Respectfully, you really shouldn’t have the whipped cream. That drink already has all the calories for the week.

“Totally going to pay for this in coins.”